“Aaron Dodger, what were you thinking?
“I’m busy here, man. Whatayamean?”
“Stop googling yourself for just 30 seconds, OK? This is important – more important than football, more important than the Green Bay Smackers. More important even than you, sir.”
“Damn you talk a lot. What’s up?”
“You lied about your vaccination status, Mr. Dodger.”
“I did not!”
“Oh, hooey. You didn’t say ‘I didn’t and won’t get the vaccine,’ but you were perfectly happy to steer us toward thinking you had. That’s deceit. So, a lie.”
“Hey! I studied. A lot.”
“Yeah, I see you’re pretty good with Google.”
“It wasn’t just that. I talked to Bro Rogan.”
“The podcaster? He’s got a big audience and a bigger mouth, but what does he know about science?”
“Science?! Those vaccine rules aren’t science. They’re about control – and the woke mob shaming and canceling people like me.”
“People like you, Mr. Dodger?”
“Hell yes. I’m Aaron Dodger, Pro Bowl quarterback, future hall-of-famer, the one, the only. Don’t bother me with your little-people rules.”
“You’re kidding, right?”
“No and hell no. Go me!”
