“The sun didn’t come up this morning.”
Uh, yes it did.
“No sun today.”
Have you looked?
“STOP THE SUNRISE FRAUD!”
It’s there now, big and bright.
“An open and shut case of sunrise fraud. Massive!”
Weird. What are you talking about?
“More reports of sunlight switching to darkness. Pay close attention. Don’t let your sunlight be stolen.”
Sunlight comes and goes every day. Darkness too. For 4.5 billion years.
“STOP THE SUNLIGHT STEAL!”
The sun rose today. See? There it is. There.
“They didn’t even allow Sunlight Party observers into the morning air. Legislature must act.”
And do what?
“Stop the Dark Party from stealing sunlight!”
Are you sure?
“Big victory moments ago. The sun rose in Pennsylvania. Dark Party still stealing sunlight in Nevada.”
The sun always appears later in Nevada. It’s in a later time zone.
“The Radical Dark Darkers, working with their partner, the Fake News Media, are trying to STEAL this sunrise. We won’t let them!”
Oh my.
“The morning is broken!”
Oh my oh my.
“Morning was rigged!”
Oh. My.
“I won the morning!”
‘Morning was rigged’–a great piece fitting the day and, horrifically, what’s yet to come! I’m saving this one. Thanks, Jeff. : )
Thank you, Jim.