“Outpost Alamo to Red Base One. Can you hear me? Over.”
“You’re breaking up, Alamo. Say again. Over.”
“Red Base, we’re under attack. From Force Delta. Send reinforcements. Over.”
“Attack? That can’t be. Please repeat. Over.”
“Send reinforcements! We can’t hold on much longer. Over.”
“Impossible. Our sensors show nothing. Who’s transmitting? Identify yourself. Over.”
“Representative Crockett. Davy. I’m telling you, Alamo is under attack. Over.”
“Get a grip, Crockett. Delta is no worse than Force Flu, if it even exists. Ride it out. Over.”
“We’re dying! Lost 600,000. Lots more in ICU. Delta is killing us. Requesting reinforcements from Team Vaccine. Over.”
“Crockett, listen up. Vaccine is for losers. Alamo will get no reinforcements. Over.”
“Jeez! Us!”
“What was that, Crockett? Over.”
“Uh … nothing. Over.”
“You are granted permission to deploy Individual Freedom. Over.”
“Huh? Will that even help against Delta? Over.”
“You bet it will. Over.”
“Delta is sneaky. We’ll break out the face shields. Over.”
“Denied! All you need are Individual Freedom and Personal Responsibility. Over.”
“You’re killing us, Red Base. Over.”
“What?! Over.”
“Alamo out.”
More on division
‘Division in the American house’
Hilarious but sad take on our current situation.
I love this story! I wish everyone took Covid seriously and wore their damn masks and got the vaccines.
Michelle, thanks so much.