Today, we bring this timely Leftover Halloween Candy Eating Guide rating sweets from best to worst. It equips you to eat the best leftover candy first, then the second best, and so on.
Perhaps you’re an iconoclast who prefers to delay candy gratification. You’re in luck. Simply read the guide in reverse.
Also, 30-Second Read is not responsible if you misuse this guide. Example: to defraud trick-or-treaters by saving top-rated candy for yourself.
Here we go!
M&M’s, any variety. As we’ve noted before, M&M’s are the finest food ever devised. Pro tip: eat them while greeting trick-or-treaters to keep up your strength.
Twizzlers rate far behind M&M’s, but ahead of all other candies. They’re chewy and not too sweet, a palate cleanser after you’ve crunched 300 M&M’s.
Reese’s peanut butter cups.
Dots, the fruity blobs, and other chewy candies, including Tootsie Rolls and Starburst. Honorarily included: Tootsie Pops.
Candy bars, any variety including Kit Kats, Butterfingers, Snickers, the whole lot.
Tart candies, including Jolly Ranchers and Skittles.
Whoppers.
Jaw Breakers. Avoid unless you have no other option – usually around mid-November.
