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Wacko bliss

My wife and I lived apart for a time, quite a long time. Not by choice. Unforeseen job changes, children finishing school, college bills – the stuff of life – forced distance upon us.

That book has closed, and we are together again. All is good.

Except …

We’re re-newbie roomies adjusting to sharing a household. And let me say, after more than 30 years with my dear spouse, I’ve discovered I married a wacko.

(She normally reads these little essays. 30-Second Read will publish any rebuttal.)

Show us the evidence, you say. Fair enough.

Alone, my weekly grocery bill totaled around $30. Three days ago, I schlepped to the store with her list, pocked with items I’d never heard of. Total: $90.17.

Case closed.

No? More evidence?

She prefers a washrag at the kitchen sink. I’m a sponge man. Spashrag? Wonge? Irreconcilable difference.

More?!

I love our dog, but he’s a dog. “Quit barking. Get your butt in here!” She l-o-v-e-s our dog, and he’s the Prince of the Manor. “Oh, s-w-e-e-t-i-e. Are you cold?”

I’m the wacko, you say.

Oops.


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One Comment

  1. Darlene Olivo Darlene Olivo

    I can attest to the superior efficacy and hygiene of dish cloths. They can be washed every couple of days easily–or more often–and cover a wider area than sponges. Sponges are harbingers of bacteria. Sorry, Jeff, your wife wins on this one.

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