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Done In By The DMV

It’s cliché to mock offices of motor vehicles. But I’d had mostly not-horrible experiences getting driver’s licenses and car tags.

Until now.

I’ve entered a bureaucratic morass so tangled and inflexible that I feel lost – as in done in by the DMV.

I’ll explain. And please stand. You’ll need space for your jaw to drop.

My wife and I moved recently from Louisiana to North Carolina and must get new driver’s licenses and car tags.

North Carolina and Louisiana don’t want us to, apparently. Here’s the tangled mess:

To get North Carolina driver’s licenses, we must show proof of North Carolina car insurance coverage.

To get new insurance, we first must title and register our cars in North Carolina – and thus must cancel our Louisiana license plates.

Yet Louisiana won’t let us do so until we show proof of North Carolina insurance coverage.

So: State 1 won’t let go until we show proof of the other’s insurance. State 2 won’t accept us until the other lets go.

It’s a tornado spinning two ways ’round. Simultaneously.

Our own DMV Doom Spiral.


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4 Comments

  1. Steven Doyle Steven Doyle

    Isn’t that a conundrum? It’s sure at least a con. The answer is just to buy a new car and start over. That’s what’s behind suck a morass.

  2. Steve Fehr Steve Fehr

    North Carolina is notorious.

  3. Darlene Olivo Darlene Olivo

    Damn, Jeff!

  4. Carrie Kent Carrie Kent

    I don’t think it’s Louisiana’s business whether you have insurance in North Carolina or not. Sounds like the Nanny State!!

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