Just minutes ago, I ordered a twin pack of Peanut M&M’s in “Pantry Size” jugs.
Normal people don’t know about “Pantry Size” M&M’s jugs, and how could they? Schools have gotten so bad these days they don’t teach this very, extremely important information.
But I know, and I’ll now correct this lapse in your education. Each “Pantry Size” jug holds 62 ounces of M&M’s. So, my order today will, with delivery in six days, drop 124 ounces of ambrosia on my doorstep.
Ahhhhhhh. The best $46.39 I’ve ever spent – since the last time I ordered the Peanut M&M’s “Pantry Size” twin pack.
I’ve written about Peanut M&M’s before, about how they’re not just the best candy but also the best food ever.
And they are. Consider:
- Each individual M&M delivers a burst of peanuty protein.
- The milk chocolate cocooning the nut provides your daily dairy.
- The casings of red, yellow, green and orange meet your fruit and veggie needs.
- And the blue and brown candies add joy.
No, joy isn’t a food group. But don’t you think it oughta be?
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‘Eat me now!’ the M&M’s squeal
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