Many solitary seniors are obsessing about possessions left behind after death. I say never be concerned or ashamed, for it’s through your “stuff” that you could attain some immortality.
Approach the problem with a sense of humor. Now, really. Don’t you want to keep those estate sale liquidators entertained?
Assemble those mementos that are personal, quirky or outrageous (no matter how absurd) and create a silly sign to attract attention. A short, witty epitaph is perfect. Odd collections, old incriminating photos and random scribbles are good tools to employ in creating your afterlife image.
For instance, I would include my “dear little whiskers” collection representing 70 years of keeping kitties. My uproarious X-rated comics collection should totally offend the prudes. My parody of Kit Marlowe’s masterpiece entitled “Dr. Fartsus” should show how clever I thought I was. Oh! Did I mention the pig bristles?
Your precious pile should reveal what lurks behind the Facebook facade. Make your grouping outlandish enough to make an indelible impression on the living. After all, you may become the subject of some good “A.D.” gossip!
