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Necktie fashionistas can sue me

Neckties are silly. I have lots. Call me silly.

Especially because ties have become increasingly uncool. Today, guys can make a single tie work for job interviews, funerals – and criminal sentencings.

I wore ties daily for decades. Workplace norms required them, and I conformed.

Then, nearly five years ago, I became a university instructor. “Shabby chic” describes what flies for professor wear. Believe me, it’s fancy compared to student dress, which is just shabby.

Still, I often wear a necktie, even though I don’t have to. I like a tie with my jeans and button-down dress shirt.

Go ahead, fashionistas. Sue me.

But my tie collection had grown stuffy, more fit for business than classroom. So, when family asked for Christmas gift ideas, I said neckties. Weird, funny, colorful, not-fit-for-funerals ties.

And did they deliver. I got ties with rubber duckies. Cows. Chili peppers. Marvel Comics characters. Mardi Gras colors and patterns. Frosted donuts.

Twelve in all!

I pared my collection and now have … 44.

And just in time. One fashion website reports ties are (sort of) in again.


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7 Comments

  1. Darlene H Olivo Darlene H Olivo

    I’m screaming, Jeff! What a collection of gorgeous ties. But please, don’t deprive funeral goers of their wit. Laughter is the best medicine at such times. The video is a blast, too.

  2. Steve Fehr Steve Fehr

    Ties help define your personality. When I covered serious subjects in government, politics and transportation I wore power ties that told my subjects I would write with authority. They took me seriously as a result. I really think how you look makes a difference.

  3. Steven Doyle Steven Doyle

    It has bern a long time since I’ve tied one on. My daily habit long ago was broken. I maintain a small but effective assortment in case a noose is required for decorum. I didn’t even wear one to a wedding last summer that was billed semiformal. It was outdoors and about 85. A suit would suffice. I won’t be buried, so I won’t need a tie for that appearance. But I’m ready to rope as needed

    • “…to rope as needed.”

      Now that’s funny, Steve.

  4. Carrie Kent Carrie Kent

    Mmmmm…donuts!

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