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Not my president

He’s a bully, bigot and liar.

A narcissist, egomaniac and spotlight hog.

An immigrant hater. Brown people hater. Black people hater.

A Confederate lover. Birther conspiracist. And racism denier.

Also, a public servant hater. An expert hater. A people-who-speak-their-minds hater.

And a law-and-order and national anthem fetishist.

A collector of generals in uniforms as props who disdains the “losers” who serve.

An authoritarian.

A self-dealing public official.

A science denier. Covid-19 ignorer. And climate change rejecter.

A Sharpie-wielding amateur meteorologist. And forest-fire genius.

A failed casino owner. Failed airline owner. Failed “university” owner.

A tax avoider. Bone-spur wonder and draft avoider. Pay-your-bills avoider. Responsibility avoider.

And a cheater in school, business and golf.

A fake Christian and serial litigant.

A misogynist, groper and grabber who buys silence.

An exaggerator, conspiracist and hoax promoter.

A populist poser and kiss-the-rich bootlicker.

A head-of-state who pardons criminal friends and sics prosecutors on opponents.

And a Vladimir Putin toady. Kim Jong Un dupe. Muhammed Bin Salman enabler.

Also, a divider.

Nepotist.

Potty mouth.

Pouter.

The sorest of sore losers.

And, soon, not my president.


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3 Comments

  1. Terry Hyland Terry Hyland

    Nice column Jeff. You did forget “ Faux patriotic flag-hugger.”

    • That’s a good one. I had a few others but cut it off at 180 words. More suggestions welcomed here.

  2. Dan Currey Dan Currey

    Donald Trump is a good man who truly loves this country. It is unfortunate that today’s liberal media do not take the time to research what got us where we are today. I worry we are on a decline when it comes to things that truly matter.

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