A Man and His Toys

So, Trump’s decided to play with his military toys. What fun!

Wasn’t it time to let those AYATOLLAHS know through Operation EPSTEIN FURY they can’t mess with AMERICA?

This is what keeps this country GREAT: to finally use that trillion-dollar military budget on something more than Venezuelan TERRORISTS in small boats. Sure, there was no Congressional approval to risk American lives, and no cogent purpose for war was ever stated.

But, hey, we got help from our strongest ally, Israel’s Netanyahu, who’s clearing the Gaza Strip for TRUMP hotels and casinos. Thank you, JESUS!

This is the time to CELEBRATE American power and not be distracted by the sins and omissions back home. Sure, shock troops have murdered INNOCENT U.S. citizens, built and are filling concentration camps across the country, and have shredded our constitutional RIGHTS.

But you can’t make that proverbial omelet without breaking a FEW EGGS, can you? Who knows, maybe those include the midterm elections, in which millions of ILLEGAL ALIENS vote?

I don’t know about you, but I’m certainly DISTRACTED. Which is, of course, the purpose.