Please pause for a very, highly, extremely important announcement from 30-Second Read:
We’ll soon rebrand as Gerrymandered Homes Inc.
Our CEO (me) insisted we undertake this change – over the objections of everyone else (also me) at 30-Second Read World Headquarters.
The boss pointed out that writing and publishing random thoughts, anecdotes and specks of whimsy has never yielded a profit. Indeed, we’ve lost money. Every year!
The boss says his plan is too brilliant to fail.
The U.S. needs more homes, he says. Lots of them. We’ll build ’em and get rich.
There’s more. Gerrymandered districts for state and federal lawmakers are popular these days – in red, blue and purple states.
So, after rebranding, 30-Second Read will build homes with gerrymandered floor plans. Our first model home plan is above. Note the room shapes and where household features are placed – toilet in the foyer, car in the living room.
More floorplans will come for gerrymandered apartments, doublewides, starter homes, condos, McMansions and even billionaire compounds.
We’ll gerrymander ourselves to victory a brighter future for 30-Second Read all.
What could go wrong?
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